Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2009

Nose slut

Someone who wears mask under nose.

Look at that nose slut. Showing all their nose off.

by Fluffy78 August 04, 2020

nose salute

when you wipe your nose quickly with your hand or sleeve.
this gives the impression that you're giving a sort of lower-than-usual salute by moving your hand from right to left.

My brother has a really bad cold, so every two minutes he gives me a hardcore nose salute.

by Dj Yahia January 08, 2009

nose sucking

The Violence sucking of someone squeezing in snot to prevent from dripping of nose condensation.

"Francesca, I was talking to Carl and my nose started dripping condensation and so I had to resort to nose sucking to stop the embarrassment."

by TheNoseSucker March 14, 2017

Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013