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New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
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New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
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