He needs to rub it

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.

Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!

by salsbury69 September 6, 2011

Special Needs Friends

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.

Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.

by connicka January 29, 2012

pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012

I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now

I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples

by MatteMaker March 4, 2021

needyocracy

A system whereby everywhere you look there are people wanting something, begging for something, whining for something. And the needy are the ones in charge.

These are several examples of a needyocracy - a group of students who don't want to hand their projects in on time, and their attitude is "What'you gonna do about it?"; People who tell you all about their needs, and not what they are going to do about it; Criminals taking the easy way and getting away with it; Emotional neediness in relationships, and not trying to be a tiny bit independent; Bosses that can't make decisions, and won't take self-improvement courses...; etc

by fetsiboomsticks October 17, 2008

you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010

you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015