Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit

What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap

by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

nep nap

whenever a nep takes a nap. he/she may be tired, drugged, or dead. then people may refer to this as a nep nap.

note: this nep is the nep from hyperdimension neptunia, you know, neptune. the older sister to nepgear (though she doesnt act like it)! if you dont know this you are not a weeb and shouldent be looking this up
fuckin normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nep: im tired *yawn* mugger: *jumps a nep* *holds chloroform cloth to neps face* thats right, have a

person: take a nep nap! nice nep nap.
nep: *snoring*

person 1: i think shes dead...
person 2: naaaah! shes just having a nep nap!

by a fucking weeb November 26, 2017

Beyonce nap

Taking a nap while simultaneously listening to Beyonce. The most rejuvenating of all types of rest

I was so tired today, but then I took a two hour Beyonce nap and I was ready to hit the town

by beyoncechocolatexoxo December 30, 2012

nap

not a problemo

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap

by toastie November 8, 2003

turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005

bro nap

When your wasted and tired and fall asleep on one of your bros.

*Chad put his head on Ty and falls asleep*
Ty: "Dude what the fuck?"
Chad: "Dude, chill it's just a bro nap"

by fatfreddie April 10, 2009