Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit

What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap

by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014

Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.

"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"

by Downtowne January 11, 2009

Beyonce nap

Taking a nap while simultaneously listening to Beyonce. The most rejuvenating of all types of rest

I was so tired today, but then I took a two hour Beyonce nap and I was ready to hit the town

by beyoncechocolatexoxo December 30, 2012

Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009

nap

not a problemo

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap

by toastie November 8, 2003

turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005

bro nap

When your wasted and tired and fall asleep on one of your bros.

*Chad put his head on Ty and falls asleep*
Ty: "Dude what the fuck?"
Chad: "Dude, chill it's just a bro nap"

by fatfreddie April 10, 2009