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name waster

A person on Youtube who registers a username that could have been the name of a band's official channel, a professional reviewer, or simply just a cool username, and never uses the account he registered.
The official channel of the band "Zebrahead" was one of the victims of name wasting. Someone registered "zebrahead" and never used the account. So now the channel is under the name "thebizman22".

"What the fuck. Someone took my awesome username! And the only video they have uploaded was an LQ webcam upload that happened 3 years ago! Fucking name waster!"
by *ahem* nope November 14, 2011
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naked homeless guy

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
by Stu Jones March 17, 2013
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Name definer

Douche who attempts to make themselves look cool/impress others/attack others by defining someones name. For the most part they make an ass of themselves although they think they're cool.
Ha, she thought defining my name on Urban Dictionary would cause me to hook up with her, name definers are such losers.
by steve0717 October 21, 2010
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Insert Name

noun: The most famous person of all time. Gracing the covers of magazine subscriptions, census forms, and college applications all across America.

Also see their close cousin, Your Name Here
Person 1: Now if you could just insert name here, we'll be on our way.
Person 2: Motherfucker, he's everywhere!!
by cameronmagic August 23, 2011
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My Name Is Jeff

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation
Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*
by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015
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The Naked Man

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
by Buckleboy December 15, 2008
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Naked Man

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
by jesp045b January 4, 2011
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