Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Mushroom Ring

1. a mushroom shaped smoke ring. Usually this ring has to be affected by wind in someway to truly look like a mushroom

2. A group of friend that all throw in money on a bunch of mushrooms, then sit in a circle and eat said mushrooms.

1. "Hey man did you see the Mushroom Ring i just blew???"

"Shut up you fucking liar!"

2. "Hey everybody, lets get in a Mushroom Ring and blow our minds!"

by The_Rev October 15, 2010

Shiitalkin Mushrooms

A variation of saying "shiitake" mushrooms but with more color.

We were going to have steak, so I thought I would sautee some shiitalkin mushrooms to go along with the meat.

by wordopotomus March 06, 2010

Mushroom Boi

Life is great so maybe have some mushrooms. A Mushroom boi refers to anyone who is subscribed to the popular YouTube channel called Mushroom Boi.

Guy:Hey man I’m a Mushroom Boi

Other guy:Wow that’s disgusting

by Notaboiloopdoop November 03, 2019

Mushroom Mouth

When you regurgitate from the psychedelic Fungus known as Psilocyben Cubensis.

My friend Dave had Mushroom Mouth from taking too many Fresh shrooms.

by Mynameisjeff123321 March 04, 2018

Scarlet Mushroom

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

by Fallguy43 January 01, 2021

Mushroom Tattooist

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

by Felch The Gimp March 09, 2004