Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 15, 2023

Moo blue

Moo blue is the leader of the friend group. Where ever he goes they follow along. He sometimes can be mean to the other. He also gets a lot of women (Even though he despises them). The females really like him because he's super hot.

"OMG MOO BLUE IS HOT" - Girl 1
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.

Etc...

by Accurate description. March 10, 2021

Moos

A super chill dude with a babyface and the body of indiana jones. Prolly gets a lot of bitches, too. Also called moses….yeah…. but! He‘s probably the cutest human being ever + has major golden retriever energy.

Girl 1: omg did u see moos in the hallway today??
Girl 2: yessss he‘s so hawt<3
Boy 1: …..i‘d lay him.

Girls 1&2: …

by Leo.aka.baddie November 24, 2021

Moos

Moos is amazing, charming, and can be lowkey freaky😳. He is the definition of handsome. Also short for Moses. Yea… some dudes are actually called Moses. Anyways!!

- super chill guy
- gets all the bitchez
- golden retriever energy
- literally sweeter than a bag of jelly beans
- babyface typa dude

Girl 1: have u seen moos today, in the hallway??
Girl 2: omg yes, he‘s so hawt <3
Boy 1: …i‘d fuck him.
Girl 1&2: …

by Leo.aka.baddie November 22, 2021

Moo

It's a cows opinion...it's moo.

Guy farts friend says "dude that was so damn moo of u and so stank bro"

by Jazy1r July 04, 2020

Moo

Definition 1: The sound a cow makes.
Definition 2: That guy in your friend group who always needs to correct other people's pronunciation of his name. He also almost always flashes himself and his team when he plays Phoenix.

Example 1: The pig goes "oink!" The cow goes "moo." The accountant goes "I'm straight as a ruler!"
Example 2: God, Moo sucks.

by M005H1 January 24, 2021

Moo

A moo has a really used, loose asshole. It’s like putting a hot dog in a paper towel roll

Oberkill: “Wow moos asshole is loose”
Ace: “Yea ik jesus christ”

by madii888 September 05, 2023