Mole

What animal do I look like?

Hym "A mole? I kind of think I look like a mole when I squint. I donno. Kind of."

by Hym Iam October 18, 2023

Mole

abbie
#3802
on discord

"oh my god she's such a mole."

by soul-kiiq May 23, 2021

Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 07, 2024

MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.

I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.

Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.

by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024