Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
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Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
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Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"
Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."
Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."
Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."
Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."
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*after chasing down their toddler when he got out of the house naked*
Mom: This kid, I swear!! It’s like he wants to see me lose my sanity!
Dad: I’m sure this story will be humorous in hindsight one day.
Mom: You mean like when he’s 16 and bringing home a girlfriend?
Dad: Umm... Sure... Something like that.
Mom: This kid, I swear!! It’s like he wants to see me lose my sanity!
Dad: I’m sure this story will be humorous in hindsight one day.
Mom: You mean like when he’s 16 and bringing home a girlfriend?
Dad: Umm... Sure... Something like that.
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