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Shotgun Method

A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.
by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022
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Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."
by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024
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Hope Method

My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.
She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.
by Probie517 June 7, 2018
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The AOM Method

A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}
Person A: Did you hear about the AOM method!??
Person B: Yeah I know! It’s revolutionary!
by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023
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Haron Method

The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.
Nathan Haron is a firm believer in the Haron method.
by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023
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Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
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Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.
Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.
by Odyeon June 4, 2024
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