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melyssa

melyssa is one of the best friends you’ll ever have if you have the mental strength to survive her. she’s also a really good girlfriend just don’t get insecure around her because she will assert dominance. overall i see no reason to not talk to her as much as i can whenever i can. 10/10 would date again.

ps. alright at tennis
noe: ya know melyssa isn’t that bad of a human being

stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
by farcicer November 18, 2018
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Melisa

Melisa is the goddess of beauty. Her 6th sense is like a powerful witch. she has aphrodite beauty. Don't make her sad, if you do, revenge is at your door. relates to spiritual matters. It is respectful and beautiful. queen of spiritual awakening.
Love her.
Oh my God! Who is this beauty?
probably its Melisa
by Rheathw April 13, 2022
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Malissa

Malissa”.... The biggest cunt you will ever meet, very manipulative, has you convinced she is a good girl and innocent at first, then slowly her disguise begins to fade and you see her for the manipulative lying back stabbing tattle telling no good whore she really is. God forbid you have to work with this brown nosing dick sucking tell the boss yes kinda cunt because she will do her best to take credit and/or one up you every time. Never leave your man alone with this whore, she will be naked and humping his leg before you get the car backed out of your space. This 100 pound whore also eats whatever she wants and brags about it. Redeeming quality: will never have a good relationship because she falls for every pathetic line there is and believes him when he says the same lines to her he uses on everyone else. It’s so fun to watch her fall on her cutsie face EVERY TIME!
I saw Malissa eat a whole Pizza then go suck off Greg in the dining room just because he said she was “cute” LMAOO
by Time to break HIPPA April 29, 2019
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Grand Merissa

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.
Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"
by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008
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Melisa

The most crazy and annoying person you can ever meet no one likes her she is such a shit person. She can be nice but rarely
Melisa is annoying
by Sexymanomghot June 12, 2021
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mulissa

Amazing in BED! Beautiful, Sexxxy,Smart,Out spoken, Down for her man,Loyal,have I mentioned Amazing in BED!
Mulissa is a ride or die.
by ur dream girl December 19, 2016
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MalissaAnn

A girl who is hussy and usually falls for A Dwayne.
That MalissaAnn will be married to A Dwayne pretty soon!
by misshussalito December 30, 2010
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