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Manchild

A Person who acts so Immature, (Specifically a grown up.) They cry like there is NO fuckin tomorrow as a method to get stuff their own way. (Like caillou, Except older.)
See that guy crying and fartin about not getting a lawnmower? That right there my friend, is a MANCHILD.
by Batteryaciddrinker11 April 1, 2022
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Malphaenx

A common name for someone with hispanic descent and an abnormally large penis.
Dayum! His dick is super dark and fat, is that Malphaenx?
by vilDOOM April 10, 2022
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Manchego

He isn’t a manchego, he likes women in the kitchen.
by stonksandthekiss April 16, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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Manchester

A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011
Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face
Person 2: “Manchester”
by JustFactz May 24, 2022
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Manchester United

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022
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Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.
by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022
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