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magnostic

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.
Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!
by pkpman February 16, 2019
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Magnogo

A Magnogo is a crypto investor that sold at the worst point possible.

The term "Magnogo" originated when a Telegram user called "Magnegro" bought 2k USD of $AKITA tokens soon after the crypto currency was launched, he owned 1% of all $AKITA. At the ATH his 90B tokens were worth 880k USD, but Magnegro sold at the bottom and is just able to buy a second hand car. Three days later, the price of $AKITA went X 5. Soon dozens of memes were made by the Telegram community, dubbing "Magnegro" into "Magnogo".
"Yo Dawg, did you HODL your crypto?"
'Nah man, I sold at the bottom'
"Wow, you're such a Magnogo"
by Savage Perov May 8, 2021
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mangorango

1: Hey man what are you eating?
2: Mangorango.
3: Shut up.
2: What, that's really what I'm eating!
3: Man shut the hell up, what the hell is a mangorango?
2: It's a mango and an orange put together, look it up on urbandictionary.com!
1: Word.
3: Ehh, can I have a bite?
2: Well I paid a lot for them...
3: Alright, it's cool man, can you tell me where I can get some?
2: The supermarket has them right next to the oranges.
3: Alright, yeah they look and smell really good, I'll probably get myself some.
2: Cool.
3: I have to go.
2: Alright see ya later.
1: Man what is with that guy?
2: What do you mean, he seems cool enough I guess.
1: Nah, he's kinda a loser, I hate how he bugs me for a bite of whatever I'm eating or money or whatever, he's such a moocher.
2: I can't really blame him though, this mangorango is really good.
1: Stop saying that word 'mangorango', it sounds so stupid.
2: MANGORANGO, MANGORANGO
1: Alright, I've had enough of you, I think I should probably head home anyway.
2: Okay, see you tomorrow.
by hyop June 20, 2009
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Shitty Magoo

When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 25, 2019
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Harvesting mangos

A plan that will never work out.
1. By the time the Pinkertons show up, we’ll be harvest mangos in Tahiti!
2. All we need is some money and some goddamn faith, this is one last job and then we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti!
by Rip Van Winkle 1899 June 10, 2020
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Jam Magno's fault

A word from filo gp, used to explain that if something went wrong, It's Jam Magno's fault.
It's always Jam Magno's fault.
-Rabiya lost? Jam Magno's fault.
by easyganders May 16, 2021
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Magolor

Magolor was a halcandran which are natives from Halcandra, he was first introduced in Kirby's return to Dreamland. Magolor crash lands on Dreamland in order to slowly make Kirby And friends feel safe with him and manipulate them into defeating Landia and giving him the master crown. He betrays Kirby and friends And you must travel into Another Dimension to chase after him and stop him from world domination.
Magolor second form has a cool boss theme.
by KKK:KOOL_KIDS_KLUB May 19, 2018
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