Monkey-Madness

To stick your finger up your anal cavity, remove it, and put the fingure up the nose of the girl you are haveing sexual intercorse with. At this time, she will pass out due to the toxic fumes. While she passes out, you carry on your buisness.

After prom, I took his sister and I played a little monkey-madness on her

by Heinrich October 20, 2003

mad niggerish

Acting in a way indicative of the stereotypical black male. For example, licking women's faces, smoking marijuana, drinking to excess, and spending every waking moment in Da Club.

Man, that Lil John is too damn mad niggerish!

by inane May 13, 2005

the mad pirate

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

by captain hook February 1, 2004

Mad Dog

1. A potent beverage that used to be called Mad Dog 20/20, but the company decided it was better for business to change it to MD 20/20 (yes that is much better -?-)
2. To stare someone down:
A) in response to an initial provocation or
B) to start a fight, or to start shit with another

1. 'Man that Mad Dog had me on tilt last night, sorry if I tried to get with your sister'
2. 'I mad dogged that nuckka until he pussied out', 'I mad dogged that police and that's how I got 50 stitches in my head'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

mad props

a large amount of props (congratulations)

Mad props to you for your performance, it was the shit!

by thelongestnameevermadebysomeoneonthiswebsiteistheo August 28, 2003

Mad Wack

like super wack. like really really wack.

dude that guys bullshit was mad wack!!

by Elizabeth n Nick April 10, 2006

mad rad

a better way to phrase mad cool because it rhymes see mad cool

That chapstick is mad rad.

by lancial4 May 15, 2008