meaghan logic

meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic

Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.

by cupofteateacup June 5, 2021

Anti-Logic

Anti-Logic is basically someone that has to do with something illogical, such as superstition, pseudoscience, and the Karen's reason for snapping at an employee.

Carl says that water has feelings. What a bunch of anti-logic!

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Ciaira logic

Makes no logical since to the average human only to those of the highest intelligence

That doesn’t even make since.

It’s Ciaira logic it doesn’t have to.

by Candletoe January 31, 2022

Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.

Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.

by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022

Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015