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Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.
Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"
by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008
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Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.
"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."
by KatieN April 13, 2012
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Limp Bizkit

An awsome band that is hated by a bunch of stupid people and hypocrites. The band has alot of talent and their singer can both rap and sing. Plus their instrumentalists can actually play their instruments. Go ahead and hate on me i don't give a shit.
by Funky munky June 17, 2006
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Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.
Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"
by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009
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Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006
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limp dick

Leo had a severe case of limp dick
by John sneeze June 16, 2016
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ghetto limp

Because blacks don't know how to shoot straight, a lot of them are hit in the legs. After recovering, they now often have a ghetto limp.
"Tyrone got a cap in a kneecap. Now he has a ghetto limp."
by Sooted December 20, 2016
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