lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

lemon merengue pie

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.

I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.

by joe999888 February 10, 2007

lemon party

Closly related to the infamous "tubgirl" site. If one goes to www.lemonparty.org, you will withness a old-man threesome. One sucking dick and the other two making out. Possibly the most horrifing thing one man can ever witness.

Theirs this amazing porn site, lemonparty.org

by Pudges November 25, 2004

lemonade splash

Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.

I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.

by doodoopoopoopoo February 11, 2008

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Lemonie

Lemonie is a beautiful girl .Mostly blond curly. At first she appears shy but when she gets to know you better she is a strong, sassy and crazy female lead.She is an amazing human and always friendly. She is also curious to learn new things. But when it comes to school she is pretty lazy.

Hey Lemonie <3

by Liseeeee January 22, 2021

Happy lemon

The Happy lemon is from the animation Lenny bobcob created by jason fox. The happy lemon lives in happy Happy land. If you actually saw the happy lemon in real life, you would be so happy you would die

"im a happy lemon" in a lalala type voice

by morphinebunny May 11, 2006