Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

Rush's Law

It's always the lowest rank that complains

Stop complaining, classic Rush's Law you n00b

by Kainsley March 2, 2022

Gilman's Law

A mathematical equation in which the frequency and force of one's sneezes is directly proportional to the frequency and force of one's orgasms.

Holy cow! You just sneezed 7 times. Gilman's Law states you have multiple orgasms!

by sleepyjeanne October 27, 2009

Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

Sab's Law

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.

"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"

by Dallas C. January 15, 2020

pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.

If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.

by Keds January 26, 2014

The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything

by KaedanClub September 9, 2020