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Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.
LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK
by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022
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bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021
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Landon

Landon is cool

No he's AWESOME
by bronco15 September 30, 2020
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Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
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Landon

Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”

“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”

“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.

“Landon’s fans drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”

“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date”, but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
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landon leslie

He is most likely headed straight to the my 600 pound life show unless something changes. He will take you food and take everything you have if you are not careful. he resembles and elephant or a sumo wrestler
by landonthekoolkat September 9, 2019
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Landon

Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks
Landon is really crazy but hot
by Hottiegal1234 January 24, 2023
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