2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls
I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.
by ladies3some February 14, 2012

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".
by CapitalLady April 8, 2011

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

A kind of posh wank.
Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
by Braegan March 5, 2017

by tapernateva September 18, 2009

by SBEA83 November 24, 2018
