Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way

Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself

by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019

Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

Kobe day

On August 24 it will be Kobe day because of the numbers 8/24 his to numbers he wore in honor of Kobe

Are you wearing your Kobe jersey on Kobe day

by Litboiiiii January 27, 2020

Kobe

/Slang/ for making a shot in basketball. It originates from the Black Mamba (Kobe), famous for taking ridiculous shots and making them.

He screamed "KOBE!" as he hit a fade away in the face of his defender.

Fun Facts: Kobe idolized Michael Jordan and his game was inspired by him.

by MAMBACITA December 6, 2023

Kobe

A Kobe is a one of a kind he is very cute nice hair light skin or brown skin and a smile that shines brighter then the sun.Kobe is very caring but is mean to you most of the time that is him just showing he cares about you (he probably made you cry once). Kobe is even spoiled only when he ask though.

Is that kobe omg it is a kobe!

by Jakethabaker May 24, 2018

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022