a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
Get the Kenningmug. 
A sexy little baby.
by mandruffHead April 8, 2023
Get the Kenmug. Person 1: if you don't let me into this store I will call the police
Person 2: you have to wear a mask to be in here, don't be a Ken.
Person 2: you have to wear a mask to be in here, don't be a Ken.
by Ur.Dic. November 12, 2020
Get the A Kenmug. A male who has a smaller than normal bulge, to the point that he looks smooth in his crotch while wearing tight shorts/pants- like a Ken doll
Greg fell asleep on John’s couch. His pants road up and showed no bulge proving he is a Ken. The next day at the birthday party everyone referred to him as “Ken”
by Daddy96er August 14, 2021
Get the Kenmug.