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ken

most unproblematic swiffer account
by AEPCK April 23, 2021
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Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.
You're such a ken's dick
by yumyum2 May 19, 2021
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ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,
Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.
by sphincterhole March 10, 2017
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023
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Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl i’ve ever met — she can make anyone smile with her presence. she’s the girl that you’ll fall in love with just because of her eyes.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
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Ken

A stupid Asian who is ok at chess and screams alot during voice calls
Man you have the personality of a ken
by TheDarkWarrior59 September 19, 2021
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