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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
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Ken Z

1. The work-related ship between two new emotions from Inside Out 2, Anxiety and Envy.
2. The feeling of both anxiety and envy, especially when both want to be someone famous (and are obsessed with it and another person they admire).

3. A feeling of envy that often involves homosexual feelings (especially during and after June), or even involve wanting to commit crimes against the financial system.
4. A person who received saving grace by faith but still wants to be connected with gross worldly affairs.
5. Somebody obsessed with skibidi toilet and other brain rot memes.
Lass Kenny: Alright, Zee! Way to stay on board with helping Riley fit in. Friends forever,
Both: Ken Z! *they fuse using the fusion dance*
1. I’m feeling so Ken Z about being a pop star lately, afraid that I might screw up my gown.
2. Riley felt very Ken Z about Valentino’s hair, friends, and hockey team.
3. I want to marry a man so badly, so we can both get famous together and stop being so Ken Z with those silly flags.
4. “Prevent the Ken Z Syndrome by Living Prayerfully”
5. Those Ken Z’s are at least five months old, and already have cringe in their minds
by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024
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Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.
Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!
by Sussybocka June 16, 2023
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Ken Takazuki

1.The best name ever.

2. A sexy man.

3. A guy that has the best sprites, but started making bad ones due to the fans fangasming.

4. A loner
1. "IS THAT KEN TAKAZUKI"

"HE'S KEN TAKAZUKI!"

*Screams*

2. Man, it went downhill when Ken Takazuki started making bad sprites. KEN! WE NEED YOU!!!

3. SHOW ME YOUR MOVES.

*Ken shows his moves*

*Guy gets blown to star K.O.
by Ken Takazuki October 3, 2011
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ken

most unproblematic swiffer account
by AEPCK April 23, 2021
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Ken

by Punchmadekt March 29, 2025
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023
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