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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
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My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
by edwild22 March 1, 2009
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The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers
Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas
by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
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Papa Jonas

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.
Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!
by papacreepz August 24, 2008
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Le Jonas

When you're poor and homeless
Man I'm so unlucky I'm turning into Le Jonas
by LeLuLu December 27, 2021
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[oh] [my] [jonas]

an extremly annoying alternitive to "oh my god" used by sqealing brainless little jonas brother fans. users of this trem range anywhere from age 4 to age 17. though i must admit the users who range from age 11-15 are the most annoying. and as a side note: no, i'm not a bored teeange guy. i am a 13 year old GIRL who is completley anti jonas and anti miley.
oh my jonas! nick is soo fine! I'm gonna go beg my parents for $6000 so i can maybe get to go to one of there totally amazingly hottt concerts!!
by Jessica! :D October 9, 2008
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!
by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008
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