Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Brian Johnson

I thought the lesser singer of AC/DC until I picked up AC/DC live in which this man gets so into it and screams his head off its truly amazing. Bon Scott is a good singer yes. But pick up AC/DC Live and you will realize that......

Brian Johnson > Bon Scott

by METAL HEALTH! July 15, 2008

Shawn Johnson

An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.

"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"

by Putasokinhet October 17, 2008

sticky johnson

to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.

Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson

by Matt groube March 16, 2009

johnson brown

The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.

Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.

by the dog brown April 23, 2009

Scott Johnson

A Scott is a pretty cool guy.we have like every period together and he is the fastest person I know. He has won all the trophies. A Scott very much likes Spongebob and is very very good at drawing.

You should get yourself a Scott Johnson

by Nick0414 March 15, 2019

Zoey Johnson

Zoey is the nicest, Sweetest, and most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If you have a Zoey in your life don’t ever let her go. I made that mistake and now I’m regretting it big time.

Friend: Everyone seems to like her

Me: Well she’s a Zoey Johnson

by That one friends friend December 14, 2019