Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.

Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!

by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011

Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))

Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission

by noncebait February 8, 2019

Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

jimmy rip

someone that partys heavily

man have you seen all the coke and shrooms that dude just did he is a real "jimmy rip"

by lone ripper July 14, 2009

jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!

Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again

by Weekazarr September 8, 2018

Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018