Jesse McKeddie

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this

Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo

by LLeonard January 7, 2022

Jesse Zheng

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hes a bot, that must be jesse zheng

by The illuminati_101 October 4, 2019

Jesse Pinkman

Can cook meth well. Says "Bi*ch" a lot. Like water.

Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mr. White, wassup"
Walter White: "Jesse, we need to cook."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

jesse hall

He's a beefy legend who will fuck your girl, make you love him, steal all your shit and be gone by the next day. You'll usually see him in clubs, traps, bars, smoke houses or your sisters bedroom.

Damn that Jesse hall railed my mom again.

by Theguyhimself11225 April 12, 2017

jesse vermillion

A kind boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up charming any girl who they come in contact with. Sweet and innocent he is the perfect boy. Always lovable and caring.

That Jesse Vermillion is a heartthrob!

by Liz101 June 30, 2014

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

jesse mccartney

A nine-year-old girl without the breasts or hair.

"Hey look, it's Jesse McCartney!"
"No, that's my little sister."

by LAM February 27, 2005