Jerome

1. Is Bad Ass And Makes The World Go Round. And Usually Loves The Vanessa's Of The World
2. The Equivalent Of God
3. The Equivalent Of A Daniel Roriguez, See Daniel Roriguez

1.Look At 'That Character Over There, Cant Hit Him W/ A Car Hes Jerome Status
2.Lets All Go 2 Church And Praise Jerome
3.Man That Jerome Just Made Me Brad In My Panties.

by Dr. Jerome Edwards 2 December 9, 2008

New Jersey Left

The act of making a left turn at a traffic light as soon as it turns green. It is accepted practice in New Jersey to allow the first car at an intersection to make a left turn before opposing traffic proceeds.

Did you see that guy make a New Jersey Left? What are we are in Patterson?

by Mike S G April 27, 2008

New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

Jersey Whore

A girl from the state of New Jersey who is a whore.

That girl was such a Jersey Whore.

by You make me miserble June 17, 2008

New Jersey Train Wreck

A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.

Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.

by Lumberjack80 November 3, 2007

Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011