Probably the biggest disappointment you've ever gone through. It seemed like a great idea but it ended up being awful and letting you down.
Person 1: My son was supposed to be a star athlete, but he just sits in the basement, plays video games and jerks off all the time
Person 2: Sounds like you've got a real Jason X on your hands
Person 2: Sounds like you've got a real Jason X on your hands
by jasonlova13 July 11, 2018
Ever see one of them people that is so whipped by their girlfriend that it actually makes them homosexual.
by Cobster98 February 16, 2016
Animator mainly known for creating 'Charlie the Unicorn' and his legendary mustache (recently shaved, 2007. RIP).
by Ashley - Filmcower January 13, 2008
Jason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people
Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum?
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.
by vJason Bournex January 31, 2011
by jasons tagalong is 1 inch February 26, 2017
Jason, a person who is used but not hurt, not damaged or even satisfying- he can be mean when he wants to and has morals...
by Bluutooth July 13, 2016
by Merplovesbread April 19, 2016