Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 01, 2018

Jared

Jared is black history

Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech

by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022

jared

the guy who can do a backflip on the swings

how did jared do that

by jared1234ja April 22, 2021

Jared

A guy who is 19 and cannot read.

Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.

by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020

Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman

In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".

by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021

Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.

OMG look it’s Jared

by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024