Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020

jared leto

An American actor and musician.

Jared Leto.

by gdinelli April 10, 2017

Jared

Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.

That’s that Jared cunt aye

by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021

Jared

Is and always will be loved by Elise❤ has a best friend with a very ✨unique✨ name (Braughn). Has a really pretty cousin named sarah and he is jealous of a ghost in his girlfriend's house

I love Jared -Elise
I miss Jared - also Elise
Nvm I don't miss him anymore because I saw him pass by earlier- Elise once again

by ur._.mom.com March 8, 2023