Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019

Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017

jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him

you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine

by hehe ouy April 24, 2020

Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies

Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there

by Brettt33 July 20, 2019

Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep

Hate jake , sucha dick

by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017

Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021