Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
Get the Weiner Mondaymug. friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010
Get the soviet mondaymug. Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 25, 2018
Get the meat market mondaymug. by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023
Get the Meatball Mondaymug. Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
Get the mineta Mondaymug. A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
Get the Murphy’s Mondaymug. by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020
Get the Monday the second of Novembermug.