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Why you lookin up something you will never have?

Guy 1: bro I just had the best time last night
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy 1:I had sex with your girlfriend
Guy 2: meh it’s fine I got another one

by Spoghetto October 17, 2022

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Back in the old days Sex is what a women and man did to reproduce. Times have changed ,people hacked the science and do it for pleasure. sex can now be done with the same gender, alone, in groups, with toys, silicone dolls, and in virtual reality. Sex can be bought ,sold, simulated, and scripted to portray modern fantasy's in pornography. Sex is an act, it involves stimulation of the genitals which can result in orgasm. Sex is for adults , it is mature and it requires consent and responsibility.

john on sex: i'm not gay. i was drunk and he was wearing some tight jeans, that's all i needed.

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

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When a mum and dad fall in love so much and get into bed naked dad sees mums boobs and mum sees dad mum sees dad willy

Baby let's have sex

by ColleenBallinger March 17, 2020

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I was sitting on the couch and she was sat next to me I stared at her as she read her book. Her tits were huge. She then realised that I was looking. I quickly turned away. “Sorry” I said awkwardly. “Don’t be” then she leaned in. Our lips locked. It was amazing. I grabbed her neck as she held my thigh. She stopped and moaned loudly in my ear. I was so turned on. After that we moved into her bedroom. She ripped my clothes off- everything but my bra and thong. I then did the same to her. I sat on the bed and then she straddled me. Her fingers grazed my body. Her touch felt so tender. She undid my bra strap and took my bra off. I fell back on the bed and she started to suck my tits. It started in circles but ended on her sucking my nipples. I moaned so loud. She then licked down my body down to where my thong was. She slipped it off so slowly and then ate me out. She hit my clit so many times . I came and she ate me out even more. I told her I had a surprise for her so we rolled over and I got the vibrator out the bedside table. I took her thong off and shoved it in her already wet pussy she moaned louder than me after a while we decided to watch some porn and we both got super horny again. We started making out and then we scissored for most of the night she then shoved the vibrator in my pussy until we both fell asleep

Oooo sex

by Bikiniporn_isagoodsong September 2, 2021

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