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Hobo Espresso

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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hobo grand

means great or awsome or grand. friends say it to each other alot and replace it with grand great ect. dont say it to non friends. tell them they smell like cheese!
"Your Hobo Grand!" says Bob
by ~T~ November 8, 2008
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hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
by The Beegees June 21, 2003
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Hippie Hobo

Adam
Dresses like a hippie and a hobo
by idk1298746378473 May 28, 2008
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Robo Hobo

the amazing person you wish you could be. It is fearless and takes care of Blue clay that grows under a hedge location: Iyr Likes: OJ in a can, Ninjas
Me and Robo Hobo are gonna see Arthur today.
by Le Real French Ninja May 16, 2011
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Hobo-eyecandy

1) a girl who gets perved on by homeless men at cashmachines

2)really ugly girl who could only pick up hobos
Man that girl is hoboeyecandy
by eekojxrs January 21, 2004
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hobo shot

spreading your butt cheeks and consuming alcohol anally. thus bypassing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol.
Man we only have three shots left, we should all hobo shot it all so we can get drunk.
by fredshark89 April 6, 2009
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