Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.

Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.

by inshadow4 August 3, 2015

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

hipster

A person that thinks they know something about music just because they say they like vinyl and wear a Rolling Stones shirt.

A hipster listened to Paint it Black and didn't know who sang it.

by notsorry July 3, 2016

hipstergaters

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.

"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017

Hipster

A person who fights the conformists of the past by conforming to the present.

Person 1: "If you like Bob Dylan you should check out my band. I sound exactly like him!"
Person 2: "Are you also protesting Vietnam?"
Person 1: "Yeah dude."
Person 2: "You're such a hipster."

by Lazarus79 December 14, 2018

hips are spreading

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.

When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.

by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022

wackass hipster

the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...

also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster

a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s

people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance

by libertas22 July 1, 2012