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one-handed site

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.
Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012
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One Handed Skyrim

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.
Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.
by Chauncy P January 12, 2012
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Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.
Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider
by nerdjisse March 15, 2021
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Kickin' It Kwisatz Haderach Style

One who kicks it Kwisatz Haderach style is one who enjoys sitting back and relaxing with one of the many novels of Frank Herbert's notoriously infamous Dune series.
Hell yeah, you know I like kickin' it Kwisatz Haderach Style
by Gorramfirefly November 21, 2010
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This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.
by icewallow_come October 2, 2020
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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
by The Bro13 August 14, 2009
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