The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Hamster washing machinemug. a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily
by ilil0417 November 26, 2021
Get the hamster doggymug. A sex act which involves a man laying face down on the roof of a vehicle that has a sun roof. He will then insert his penis through the sun roof while his female partner proceeds to suck on his from underneath hence resembling a hamster drinking from their water bottle.
This is the 3rd date now with this new chick I've been smashing. Hopefully tonight after dinner I can get her to give me The Hamster.
by Juggernaut247 May 8, 2025
Get the The Hamstermug. Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
by Areeloth November 14, 2022
Get the Hamstermug. A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
Get the Lazy hamstermug. by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022
Get the Hamstermug. When a girl sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof, the sunroof is opened, and a guy lays on the roof across the opening with his dick hanging down. Then, she sucks it like a thirsty hamster.
by Totallynormalguy69420 February 23, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug.