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Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers
I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS
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Halo twosis

When you pull an all-nighter of Halo two online and forget to brush your teeth, resulting in bad horrible breath.

Can also be used with halo 3 if you have an X-box 360
Stan and Justin were up all night playing halo two online.

How do you know that?

They have Halo twosis
by Steve Ph December 9, 2008
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Halo Pay

The social prestige one earns in lieu of actual financial gain in certain professions.
Example: teaching, research, non-profit...
Murray doesn't earn as much as his friends but at least the benefits and the halo pay makes up for it.
by Leedman October 9, 2021
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HALO-addiculitis

Chronic disease associated with excessive Halo game play. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Abnormally large thumbs
2. Degradation of visual aquity
3. Disturbed sleep patterns
4. Destruction of family life
5. Reduction in active vocabulary (increase in the use of sword bitch, noob, epic fail
6. Daily challenges become more critical than daily chores (feeding your game score > feeding your kids)
7. Reaching the next higher rank becomes the most important priority in your life.
A-Train, once a promising Industrial Engineer, has since achieved the rank of Halo Legend. Doctors and scientists have attributed his epic downfall to HALO-addiculitis.
The prognosis is grim as there is currently no known cure for this chronic disease.
Symptoms may be alleviated by giving a diseased whore a Cleveland Steamer
by Slap2daface October 3, 2011
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Nigger Halo

When a black dude is shot by a cop during the commission of a felony, he is issued an ironic halo to wear in the Afterlife Ghetto. It's usually made of old crack pipes and fried chicken bones.

It is worn as a badge of honor akin to gang colors.
"Oh look Tyrone, old Leroy finally gone done get himself killed robbing the liquor store and got hisself a nigger halo"
by Fukucifer July 29, 2021
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dick halo

When a man is being a cunt!! He has a dick halo!!
He was being a cunt therefore he had a dick halo!
by MOISTCUNT75 May 27, 2019
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Halo 2

To take the skill and fun out of a game. To Noob up one of the best video games in order to appeal to soccer moms everywhere.
In November 2004, Microsoft and Bungie released the sequel to Halo titled Halo 2.
by scoville April 4, 2005
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