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Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.
friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.
by urbancurryman June 12, 2020
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half squidy

very very moist
by eliburg098@gmail.com July 4, 2016
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Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.
Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"
by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019
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Half is Thirteen

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
by D.J.Oco October 9, 2012
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.
It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.
by MContrary August 3, 2012
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half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
by arunner August 23, 2012
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