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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
mugGet the Hag Hairmug.

hag

"did you hear? tramantha is turning into a hag tomorrow"
by shadowmcrfanxx123 April 13, 2020
mugGet the hagmug.

Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.
Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.
by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024
mugGet the Hag Hobblemug.

Swag hag

Someone who pushes low end branded swag
Peggy for Peggy Creations, can be such a swag hag
by wicked225 September 5, 2018
mugGet the Swag hagmug.

fucked up old hag

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are
by FatEngineer October 23, 2022
mugGet the fucked up old hagmug.

hag-daddied

when something goes soo far beyond haggard that it she forbidden. stems from "haggard".
i jst gripped the new Jay-Z, the album is soo hag-daddied
by sweet.skunk January 15, 2009
mugGet the hag-daddiedmug.

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way
Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.
by snortint May 24, 2018
mugGet the fag hagmug.

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