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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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A-Guidopon

the agreement between two people that establishes someones guido percentage.
"Ayo Johnny rockets dude over there is a guido." "Helz yea dat mofo definatly a guido." "glad we could A-guidopon that shit!
by Snookopheliac April 24, 2011
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Related Words
guydo guydol Guydolatry Guydolize Guydom Guido gundo Gaydom Guidoville Guyd

Katelyn Guyott

Katelyn Guyott is the kind of girl who is beautiful, friendly, loving, and cares for others. She is the kind of girl who has a great sense of humor, yet knows when to be serious. She cares a lot for her friends and the people she loves. She is the kind of girl who is understanding and is great to talk to. she is the kind of girl you know you can trust with your life.
Katelyn Guyott is the name of an amazing girl.
by Currently_Unknown_User May 4, 2018
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Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Black Guyday

Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.
by Megawreckindaddyhitler November 22, 2018
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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