Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.

“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.

by jspam April 4, 2019

Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019

Greasy Borger

A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.

Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"

by Afesadgfsetudtguiethbs June 3, 2019

greasy pistol

When a girl pisses on your penis, and then you proceed to have sex with her.

Hey do you know Margaret? I have her a greasy pistol!

by slickviktherik August 12, 2019

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

Greasy gaz

Greasy gaz is where your hair is uncontrollable greasy with large amounts of grease being made every minute. To be called greasy gaz your name must also be Hugo with gaz being a abriviation for Hugo.

Damm greasy gaz, your looking greasy as frick

by Raredog21-69 September 17, 2019

Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.

My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.

by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019