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Goon Slap 

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.
Goon Slap by MagicMahn January 9, 2022
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Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
Goon Mafia by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

goon squad 

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably
yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

goon arm 

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
goon arm by arf79 June 17, 2022

goon revere 

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
goon revere by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
goon nugget by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023