Goober

The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6

Bro your such a goober!

by Akronmommy23 March 30, 2022

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020