Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

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Rock Head Giant

A giant made out of rocks with a big head that writes songs.

You got yourself stuck in a situation, you can get yourself out just as easily, just as easily because you got yourself stuck in a situation you can get yourself out just as easily just as easily

Have you heard the new Rock Head Giant song? It’s fire.

by Zack nunya August 5, 2023

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Giant Son

yigger

Guy 1: dime a dozen whore
Guy 2: giant son

by BigDog92 November 25, 2021

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Giant (Big)

Your Mom ehehehehehehehehhehhehehehehe

When people say big and Giant (Big), say "you're wrong". that's your mom. ehehehehhehehehehehehehe

by ArkanBebek December 1, 2021

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giant alex

minecraft creepypasta.

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex

by what king December 3, 2021

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RED GIANT

Red Giant is a party game that you can play. It consists of painting the fattest guy red, and whenever you call "Red Giant" the Red Giant will call on someone to drink.

Partier: RED GIANTTTTTTTTTT
Red Giant: RED GIANT!!!!!!! IAN, DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!

by funnymanbro February 16, 2024

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