by Gochyooh February 18, 2025
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“i don’t know if i love or hate this gaydemic” says the homosexual at a bar
“oh dear god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls, it’s a fucking gaydemic” says the homophobe on the other end of the bar
“oh dear god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls, it’s a fucking gaydemic” says the homophobe on the other end of the bar
by coffee is better than water May 10, 2025
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noun used to express the recent openness to the lgbtq+ community. used ironically by the gays and unironically by homophobes.
“i don’t know whether i love or hate this gaydemic” says steve, the homosexual at the bar
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.
by coffee is better than water May 10, 2025
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Definisjon:
Gædd betegner en substans som i både konsistens, farge og stemning minner om menneskelig ejakulat. Begrepet brukes ikke nødvendigvis om biologisk sæd, men om alt som ser ut som det – typisk klissete, hvitaktige eller ukomfortabelt glinsende væsker.
Etymologi:
Opprinnelsen er uklar, men forskere antar at en bonde en gang på 1800-tallet veltet melk i kaffekoppen, så ned i den grumsete blandingen og utbrøt:
“Dæven steike, detta ser jo ut som no’n har gædda oppi her!”
Uttrykket spredte seg raskt i lokalsamfunnet, da Aurskog-Høland manglet andre fritidstilbud.
Sosiokulturell betydning:
Gædd fungerer som en slags språklig lakmustest: De som ler når de hører ordet, tilhører lokalsamfunnet. De som ser forvirret ut, er enten tilflyttere eller folk som har mer utdanning enn godt er.
Vitenskapelig status:
Ordet er ikke anerkjent i medisinsk terminologi, men enkelte hevder at det burde innføres som en egen konsistens-kategori ved siden av fast, flytende og gæddete.
Definisjon:
Gædd betegner en substans som i både konsistens, farge og stemning minner om menneskelig ejakulat. Begrepet brukes ikke nødvendigvis om biologisk sæd, men om alt som ser ut som det – typisk klissete, hvitaktige eller ukomfortabelt glinsende væsker.
Etymologi:
Opprinnelsen er uklar, men forskere antar at en bonde en gang på 1800-tallet veltet melk i kaffekoppen, så ned i den grumsete blandingen og utbrøt:
“Dæven steike, detta ser jo ut som no’n har gædda oppi her!”
Uttrykket spredte seg raskt i lokalsamfunnet, da Aurskog-Høland manglet andre fritidstilbud.
Sosiokulturell betydning:
Gædd fungerer som en slags språklig lakmustest: De som ler når de hører ordet, tilhører lokalsamfunnet. De som ser forvirret ut, er enten tilflyttere eller folk som har mer utdanning enn godt er.
Vitenskapelig status:
Ordet er ikke anerkjent i medisinsk terminologi, men enkelte hevder at det burde innføres som en egen konsistens-kategori ved siden av fast, flytende og gæddete.
“Å fy, ser ut som det er gædd i grøten.”
“Hva i alle dager har du på buksa? Nei vent, jeg ser – det er gædd.”
“Hva i alle dager har du på buksa? Nei vent, jeg ser – det er gædd.”
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Can be used as a term of endearment or a term of great offence.
Can be used as a term of endearment or a term of great offence.
A: Hey Gaydolf, what's up?
Gaydolf Niggler: I'm doing fine!
B: This guy is a fucking Gaydolf Niggling Jewish Nazi
Gaydolf Niggler: :(
Gaydolf Niggler: I'm doing fine!
B: This guy is a fucking Gaydolf Niggling Jewish Nazi
Gaydolf Niggler: :(
by Pseudomer November 14, 2025
Get the Gaydolf Niggler mug.(Tactical/Combat): The act of containing a target by cutting off their space or escape routes. The opposite of stalking (which is following from behind); gating is shutting down the perimeter from the front or sides. In boxing, this is used when a fighter denies their opponent space, forcing them into the ropes.
(Security/Law Enforcement): An indirect command used to indicate that a specific position is physically blocked by authority. To say "This position is gated" means "I am the structure/barrier, and you cannot pass without identification.
(Security/Law Enforcement): An indirect command used to indicate that a specific position is physically blocked by authority. To say "This position is gated" means "I am the structure/barrier, and you cannot pass without identification.
Boxing Coach: "Don't just chase him, keep him gated in the corner!"
Security Officer: "Stand back, sir. This position is gated.
Security Officer: "Stand back, sir. This position is gated.
by R4PTUR3 LTD December 25, 2025
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