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girl authority 

a bad group of pre-teens from the suburbs of massachussets who make crappy versions of songs. the only reason they got a record deal is because one of the girls has a father who owns a record company. there music sucks and no one likes it. all the girls are thin, white, rich, and bitchy. the only people who like them are 8year olds or people who are friends with people who are in the group. threre are nine girls, aged 8-14 who all have gay names like---

country girl, boho girl, glamour girl, fashion girl, preppy girl, urban girl, party girl, all-star girl and rock n' roll girl.

bleh.
girl- lyke oh em gee! have you seen the new girl authority record?

other girl- ew.... *gags*

Girl Fart 

When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.
Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.
Girl Fart by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Girl Simp 

Basically a girl who is a simp. She puts the guy before her in a relationship. Girl simps are very uncommon
Ex:

Ally: Hey, Ian we should hangout later
Ian: nah I’m chilling with the bois later
Ally: ok coming over

Ian: you are such a Girl Simp, we are done
Girl Simp by Ianishello February 18, 2020

girl jeans 

1. Jeans worn by slim guys which were originally marketed to girls. Such jeans are slim fit, low rise, have few decorations, and reach closely between the legs. Often: jeans are black, have a 5th pocket, and, for crotch comfort, are flexible (e.g. from 5% Lycra).

2. Jeans sold in the girl's department; junior jeans
What a fashion violation -- that fat kid is wearing girl jeans with flowers on the pockets!
girl jeans by Ryen Salinger April 11, 2007

Girl Pussy 

A redundant statement that can be used to convince someone that an event/party/club will be worth attending.

The opposite of "boy pussy" or "butthole"

First used in the movie "Role Models" by a passer by who is going to a party.
Guy: Hey Wheeler, there's a huge party tonight. There's gonna be tons of pussy there, girl pussy!
Girl Pussy by raoul_duke12 April 19, 2010

GIRL DAD 

A girl dad is father who wants his daughter (s) to have the same rights, opportunities, and privileges as any boy.
A Girl Dad empowers his daughter to carry on his legacy
GIRL DAD by Swhelper February 3, 2020