going fishing

The act of trying to meet women in order to get only a blow job (like going fishing with worms for bait).

Joe: hey matt, you're all dressed up. are you going to a club?

Matt: yea, i'm going fishing. want to be my wing man?

Joe: no... but, good luck

by Count Doucheula April 4, 2011

Dead Fishing

the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up

Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."

Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"

Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."

by Tangled23 October 26, 2011

fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

fishing

A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?).

If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!

by Animals Are Not Ours To Eat, Wear, Experiment On, July 9, 2003

fly fishing

when you put your tongue and try to get in in a girls fly and try to lick her vaginia

I just went fly fishing and caught a wide one.

by Tonyizzle October 29, 2005

Fishing with dynamite

When you vacate your bowels quickly.

I think the guy in the stall next to me is fishing with dynamite.

by Rug Doctor 69 February 18, 2011